Monday Listicles
Oct 07
Ten Compliments, Dedicated to my Hot Joe
1. You are an over-competent provider.
2. You are an amazing listener. Even when you’re arguing you’re listening.
3. I have yet to find something you can’t build, fix, weld or draw. I’m taking out the sewing machine tomorrow. Let’s see how you handle that one.
4. Damn you smell good. All. The. Time.
5. You asked if you could be my son’s father, which makes you amazing, wonderful, huge-hearted and just plain awesomesauce (which actually isn’t plain at all).
6. You have the coolest car of anybody I know. And the loudest. And by you I totally mean we.
7. You are ridiculously strong. Seriously, relax.
8. You’re a hottie. The end.
9. You have a huge appreciation and adoration for cute babies, puppies, kittens and basically any baby animal.
10. You respond to loud noises, people falling or bad things happening before it actually happens. It’s kinda creepy.
11. You’re a hottie who smells fantastic. These deserve an extra spot/double mention.
Ha ha, this was great! Joe sound fabulous.
This is truly awesomesauce. (OK what is actually awesome sauce? SMS kind of gravy??)
It’s sauce made of awesomeness. I like to pour it over ice cream or dip French bread into it.
What a sweet list! I think that my favourite parts were thatt you mentioned his hotness and how good he smells twice.
An excellent tribute!
Hot Joe is also lucky to have you! How great would it be to have words like this about you floating around on the interwebz? Ellen
Lucky you and lucky Joe! Great list!
What a sweet list. Given #5, it sounds like he definitely deserves a list dedicated to him.
Thank you very much my sweet sweet wife. I try the best I can with what I can and just always hope the outcome is great and it makes you happy, no matter what it is I’m trying to do. And yes I do have a huge soft spot fro pretty much all baby (everythings) except spiders I think. I truly think they’re out to get me. Thank you so much for the confidence boosters. Love You!!!
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Go brush your teeth.
And he is a VERY HELPFUL son-inlaw. Puts in great floors! And anything else we need help with he is there.
Did you need something?
A good listener even during an argument — who smells good and looks hot. You’ve got it made sista.
I totally agree. That’s not something most men can do.
Hot Joe definitely sounds amazing! Is his middle name Cuppa? Ok that was lame but I had to do it.
Haha! I’ll allow it since I’ve actually never heard it!!!
Sounds like a great guy!
I like him.
I agree…smelling good is most important.
I’m so lucky.
Your reply to Bridget was fan-friggin’-tastic. By the way, can you jar that smell because I’ve never known a good-smelling-guy.
Haha, thanks! Um, no I will not jar the smell because then you will want him all for yourself and although I’d love to have you visit, you’d be sleeping in Noah’s bed, not ours.