What? This Can’t be Right.
Jul 26
Here are the facts:
1. I haven’t been 13 in 28 years. I will do the math for you – 41.
2. I am not premenopausal, menopausal or perimenopausal. No paus.
3. I don’t eat a lot of junk (except for Jr. Mints last night but that was totally random).
4. We haven’t had any greasy food or fast food in…I don’t even know.
5. I drink a whole lot of water.
6. I shower right after I exercise and wash my fash while I’m in there, with face wash.
7. I wash my face again (with face wash) before bed.
8. I’m not menstruating (I said it nicely) and won’t be for a couple of weeks.
9. I’m not ovulating either.
10. I’m not stressed about anything (which is WEIRD).
So what’s up with this?
I call bullshit.Â
If it wasnt for the circle…I wouldnt notice. Im more interested in how the heck you got those long beautiful eyelashes?
Aha! Don’t say I didn’t tell you so. Chocolate makes for funky developments. Dove dark gets a clean bill of health, however – the only drawback are those tiny wrappers. They suck for arthritis. Ha, ha!
Go put some toothpaste on that cyst.
Jr. Mints ARE dark chocolate. Dove dark = yum. And I’m off to toothpaste myself. I forgot about that!!!
11. You must be pregnant.
P.S. I no longer have to be human?
Or actually 11. I’m not breastfeeding. (Seeing as I have the Bermuda triangle on my right cheek right now.)
12.You must be pregnant.
SHUT UP!! I WILL NOT VOMIT IN MY CAR! And I’m 41 – FOURTY-ONE!!!!!! And no more humananity. Yay!!!
After the pimples comes facial hair (a lot) and then sagging everything. There is just a very short point in a females life where everything is physically perfect. I personally am waaaaaaaaay past it!
angry face
Thanks for putting your zit out there! Maybe it doesn’t like public attention and will just go away.
I don’t know if this will make you feel better or worse but you can be perimenopausal for 10 years and since the average age of menopause is 50…
I get a lot more of those visitors too and it sucks! But I am older than you.
NO!!!! OH GOD NO! Or…maybe…I mean who likes having periods, really?
I’d prefer instantaneous loss of periods to zits and waking up at 3am every night. It doesn’t seem fair that I have to do that just go get to the good stuff!
Maybe your’s is just a one-off. That’s totally possible too!
Well it’s gone, let’s hope no more pop up.
Kim,
Haaaa, your mom is hilareous! X
Thanks for telling HER that.