Wisdom Wednesday
Jul 17
If you’re leaving the pool area and just as you close the gate a beautiful sweaty girl rounds the corner at a very fast pace with two dogs on leashes, let her pass so she can get to her own home and stop her mapmyrun application and get credit for the full distance and correct time. Otherwise, said girl will likely walk directly behind you, still panting loudly having just stopped running, passive-aggressively getting close enough to you that you will smell her funk since just before running she had a mammogram and deodorant is not allowed.
Seriously.
This made me laugh. And feel a little dirty for not showering after my long bike ride this morning.
Filthy.
Noted. But blowing on me and flapping your arms was just rude. I could smell you without the added effort.
Sorry. I wanted to be absolutely certain.
Yucky!
Sucks to be her for mosying home instead of moving aside. I was pretty mad.
Why don’t you try Jackson’s “F.Y.I” next time. “F.Y.I., you’re in my way!”
It’s way more fun to be passive-aggressive Nami.