You’re MY Sister Now!

My little sister and me.

A few months ago I was at a friend’s house when I recognized one of her guests, Dan.  I said to him, “I remember you!  I’m Kim Choquette! (maiden name)”  He responded, “Yeah, you’re Beth’s sister.”  To which I growled, “Yeah, but you graduated with ME.”

For whatever reason, I was looking at my stats today (which I swear I never ever never do), and I scanned the section of Search Engine Terms, because anyone with a blog knows how freakishly awesome those can be.    I once wrote a yummy post on how to make a chocolate better than sex cake.  Daily I get people on my site who typed that in their search engine.   I’ve gotten such searches as, “dinosaur fitness,” “ugly joe,” “small garden gate,” and even “imgsrc.pubes boys” which quite frankly scares the hell out of me.

Today, however, was the best ever.  Today someone typed in my sister’s first and last name and that ended them up here, at kimpugliano.com, the G is silent.  Finally, I’m the one.  Beth’s MY sister.

I can see it now:  When she says, “Hi, I’m Beth” people will ask, “Are you Kim’s sister?”  She may be at the grocery store and someone will approach her and say, “I love that G is silent.  Your sister’s hilarious.  Tell her to keep up the good work!”  Her mother-in-law will start calling and asking me to go to lunch.  Her kids will beg to hang out at Auntie’s house.  When she applies for credit, I will be her reference.

I took a screen shot of her name plus the other terms that brought people here today and texted her, “These are terms people used to find my blog today.”  I kept it simple.  I didn’t want to throw it in her face, “Who’s famous now, bitch?”  I simply hit send and went on about my business.  Then she answered me.

“I’m the one who searched Beth M. hahahahahaha”

To which I answered, “Hahaha!  And you found me!!”

My sister searched herself (hello, self-involved) and found me.  Seriously, does it get any better than that?

No.

No it does not.